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Ma, Ma, calm down.
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Listen to me.
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I know it says click
with the mouse,
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but on a laptop,
the trackpad is the mouse.
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Now, put your finger on it.
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Doesn't matter which finger.
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Good choice.
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Now move it down
to your e-mail icon.
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Yeah, the little envelope.
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What do you mean,
"What does it look like?"
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It looks like an envelope!
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Fine, you don't like
the computer,
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don't use it!
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Sure, we can exchange it
for a salad spinner. Good-bye!
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That's a Hanukkah present
you're regretting, huh?
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I won't say that
all senior citizens
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who can't master technology
should be publicly flogged,
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but if we made an
example of one or two,
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it might give the others
incentive to try harder.
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I had a great idea.
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You know how
we're always having
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to stop and solve
differential equations,
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like when you're doing
Fourier analysis,
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or using the
Schrodinger equation?
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Howard doesn't.
He's only an engineer.
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I was thinking,
we could write a little app
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that would use
handwriting recognition,
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and then run it through a
symbolic evaluation engine.
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You just use your smartphone,
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take a picture
of the equation and bam!
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You know what's a great app?
The one that makes fart noises.
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You know, Leonard,
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that's actually
a valid idea.
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Very good.
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Can you say that and not
make it sound like I'm a cat
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who learned
how to use the toilet?
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No.
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The two achievements
are equally surprising
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and equally admirable,
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though if pressed,
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I'd have to give
a slight edge to the cat.
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I'll save you the pain
and nervousness
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of waiting for the answer.
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I agree to be part of
your project. Congratulations.
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Oh, yay for me.
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What about you guys?
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I can't promise anything,
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but people do make money
off stuff like this.
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A few extra bucks
would be nice.
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I could finally move out
of my mother's house.
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Where would you go?
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I always dreamed about building
a little place of my own
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over the garage.
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You know, if I made more money,
I could take time off from work
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and give pretty girls
submarine rides.
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What's that?
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Some weird sex thing?
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No.
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You take pretty girls underwater
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in your private submarine,
and you show them fish.
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Why does everything
have to be dirty with you?
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I was thinking we could work
on this at night,
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and then maybe
in a couple of weeks,
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we'll have ourselves an app
to sell.
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Sounds like
we're in business.
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I think we should take a picture
to capture this moment.
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Yeah.
Oh!
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Was that the best 99 cents
I ever spent, or what?
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 4x12 ♪
The Justice League Recombination
Original Air Date on January 6, 2011
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== Sync, corrected by elderman ==
== for www.addic7ed.com ==
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I checked the
App Store.
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No one is doing
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handwriting-recognition
differential equation solving.
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Oh, dear Lord, shush.
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What?
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You have so few good ideas,
Leonard.
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And you're just going
to spill the beans
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in front of an outsider?
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Who, me?
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Sheldon, I don't think
Penny cares
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about handwriting-recognition
based differential...
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♪ The stars at night
are big and bright ♪
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♪ Deep in the heart
of Texas... ♪
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She's not going
to steal our idea.
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What idea?
We're gonna write an application...
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♪ The prairie sky
is wide and high ♪
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♪ Deep in the heart... ♪
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Okay, stop, stop!
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♪ Of Texas. ♪
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Whatever your secret is,
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I'm sure it's boring,
so I'm not interested.
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It's not boring at all.
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You see,
in higher order mathematics,
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there are certain sets
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of equations that...
Bored.
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Satisfied?
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Hardly.
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Consider this unlikely
but very plausible scenario.
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A young woman alone
in the big city.
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Her ridiculous dream
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of becoming an actress
lies shattered about her.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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Well, hang on. Let's
see where he's going.
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Then it hits her.
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How is she going to survive?
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I mean, she has no prospects,
no marketable skills.
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And then one day,
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she meets a group of geniuses
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and their friend Howard.
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Hey, I...
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Hang on.
Let's see where he's going.
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She befriends them,
and then lies in wait
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until they reveal
a marketable idea,
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which she steals
and sells to the highest bidder.
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- That is ridiculous.
- Oh, is it?
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Let's see you come up
with an explanation
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as to why this woman hangs out
with us all the time.
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Oh, great. You know what?
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I've already mooched
dinner off you guys.
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I don't need to listen to this.
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There's your answer--
free food.
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All right,
I've taken the liberty
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of drafting
these workflow charts
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which outline our various duties
and the path we will follow
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as we develop
our ground-breaking new app.
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Hey, why am I in charge
of phone support?
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Seems a bit racist.
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A customer service
representative
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with an Indian accent
will create the impression
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we're a vast enterprise that
uses overseas call centers.
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Oh.
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Very clever.
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But still racist.
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Duly noted, Steve
from Wichita.
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Why am I listed as your
executive assistant?
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Because the word "secretary"
has fallen into disrepute.
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FYI, my mother's
birthday is coming up.
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I'm going to need you
to pick up a present.
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Okay, we need
to stop for a minute.
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Leonard, please,
we can talk during our break.
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We have one coming up
at midnight.
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We'll need snacks.
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Sheldon, you're not in charge.
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It's my idea.
I'm in charge.
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Oh, of course you are.
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Look at the organizational
chart.
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You're clearly listed
as founder.
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Well, yes, and you're listed
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as Chief Executive Officer,
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Chief Financial Officer
and Chief Operating Officer.
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You missed
Chief Science Officer,
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Chairman of the Board, and Head
of the Secret Santa Committee.
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Okay.
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You need to get clear
on this right now.
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I am in charge of this project.
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Ooh. Leonard's going all
alpha nerd on Sheldon's ass...
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All right. All right,
I'm not going to argue with you.
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Sheldon Cooper is nothing
if not a team player.
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Dr. Hofstadter,
you have the conn.
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Thank you.
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I thought we might start
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by talking
about the user interface.
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Oh, dear Lord, we're doomed.
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So this button here
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will allow you
to scan a new equation,
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but over here,
you can press this,
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and just substitute new values
for the coefficients.
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Good one, boss.
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What?
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This diagram.
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I assume
you were opening with a joke.
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It certainly buoyed up
this employee's esprit de corps.
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It's not a joke.
It's the real design.
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In that case, may I offer
27 little tweaks
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to make it
slightly less embarrassing?
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Sheldon, I think
this will work.
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Let's just try it my way.
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Oh, I'm-I'm sorry.
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I assumed that you wanted
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candid truth-telling
from your employees,
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but I realize now,
you want the mindless nattering
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of complacent
yes-men.
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Are you done?
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If you say so, boss.
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So right now,
this button-press event
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is just triggering
a dummy procedure call...
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How about this
for the app name?
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The Surprisingly
Helpful Equation-Linked
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Differential
Optimized Numerator.
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So it spells "Sheldon."
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Does it?
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A happy accident.
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We're not doing
names now. Howard?
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Like I was saying, right now
it's just a dummy procedure,
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but eventually,
it will drop us into...
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All right, fine.
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If we're not going
to give it a name,
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can we at least give it
a secret code designation?
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- No.
- Hear me out.
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The atomic bomb
was The Manhattan Project.
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Windows 95 was originally
Project Chicago.
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For our app, I would humbly
suggest Project Nodlehs.
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That's just
"Sheldon" backwards.
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Another happy accident.
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We're not wasting time
with names right now.
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I see.
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Is that decision open
for discussion?
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No.
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Is the decision to not
discuss it open for discussion?
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No.
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Again,
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right now it's just
a dummy procedure,
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but eventually,
it will drop us into...
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I call for a vote
of no confidence
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and an immediate change
in leadership.
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Sheldon, stop it.
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When in the course of human
events, it becomes necessary
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to dissolve the bonds
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that tie three competent
scientists together...
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That's enough, Sheldon.
All right, let's get right to the vote.
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Show of hands--
all those opposed
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to Leonard
and his reign of tyranny.
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Okay, that's it, you're fired.
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Really?
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Why?
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Because you're impossible
to work with.
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I see.
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And is that open
for discussion?
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What are you doing?
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Oh. Good morning, shoemaker.
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I think you'll be pleased
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with what the elves were up to
last night.
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I fired you.
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Oh, I know. I'm now
an independent contractor.
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No, you are
now nothing.
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You have no connection
to this project whatsoever.
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But I made it better.
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I don't want it better.
I want it my way.
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Well, that speaks volumes,
doesn't it?
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All right, I suppose
I'll go put on my bus pants.
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What the hell are bus pants?
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They are pants one wears
over one's regular pants
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when one sits on bus seats
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that other people
have previously sat on.
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But perhaps
from your lofty heights
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atop the corporate ladder,
you've lost touch
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with the struggles
of the common man.
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Look, I'm still happy
to drive you to work.
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Nothing's changed
in that regard.
258
00:10:26,843 --> 00:10:29,812
We're still roommates,
we're still friends.
259
00:10:29,813 --> 00:10:32,248
Except you identified me,
your best friend,
260
00:10:32,249 --> 00:10:34,750
as a gangrenous limb
that needed to be severed
261
00:10:34,751 --> 00:10:36,368
from the organism
and tossed away.
262
00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:39,321
The desperate act
of a little man
263
00:10:39,322 --> 00:10:41,790
with a big Napoleon complex.
264
00:10:42,626 --> 00:10:44,627
You know what?
265
00:10:44,628 --> 00:10:46,929
Go put on your bus pants.
266
00:10:52,548 --> 00:10:54,483
Mm. Last night,
I had a dream
267
00:10:54,497 --> 00:10:56,097
we got so rich from the app,
268
00:10:56,098 --> 00:10:58,500
you and I bought matching
side-by-side mansions.
269
00:10:58,501 --> 00:11:00,302
But...
270
00:11:00,303 --> 00:11:01,753
there was a secret tunnel
271
00:11:01,754 --> 00:11:04,840
connecting your front yard
to my back yard.
272
00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:11,279
What do you think that means?
273
00:11:12,648 --> 00:11:16,401
It means after we play handball,
I'm showering at home.
274
00:11:19,489 --> 00:11:21,623
Good morning, Friend Howard.
275
00:11:21,624 --> 00:11:22,924
Friend Raj.
276
00:11:22,925 --> 00:11:25,460
I see you gentlemen
are enjoying beverages.
277
00:11:25,461 --> 00:11:28,864
Perhaps they would taste better
out of these.
278
00:11:30,266 --> 00:11:32,200
"World's Greatest
Astrophysicist"?
279
00:11:32,201 --> 00:11:34,769
Don't thank me. You earned it.
280
00:11:35,788 --> 00:11:39,207
"Howard Wolowitz."
281
00:11:40,109 --> 00:11:43,278
Why not
"World's Greatest Engineer"?
282
00:11:43,279 --> 00:11:44,379
I'm sorry.
283
00:11:44,380 --> 00:11:46,114
I typed that
into the label maker,
284
00:11:46,115 --> 00:11:47,449
but I just couldn't press enter.
285
00:11:47,450 --> 00:11:49,634
Now down to business.
286
00:11:49,635 --> 00:11:52,821
What would it take for you
to abandon Leonard
287
00:11:52,822 --> 00:11:54,356
and join me in a rival company?
288
00:11:54,357 --> 00:11:56,525
Unless, of course,
the mugs are sufficient,
289
00:11:56,526 --> 00:11:59,060
in which case, welcome aboard.
290
00:11:59,061 --> 00:12:01,229
We're not quitting on Leonard.
291
00:12:01,230 --> 00:12:04,065
I understand.
Your loyalty is admirable.
292
00:12:04,066 --> 00:12:07,702
But what if I were
to up the ante?
293
00:12:07,703 --> 00:12:09,871
What are you talking about?
294
00:12:09,872 --> 00:12:12,407
Monogrammed key chains
295
00:12:12,408 --> 00:12:15,210
with a built-in laser pointer.
296
00:12:17,813 --> 00:12:19,915
No?
297
00:12:20,967 --> 00:12:22,801
How about can cozies
298
00:12:22,802 --> 00:12:26,421
emblazoned
with our university mascot?
299
00:12:26,422 --> 00:12:29,224
Go, Beavers.
300
00:12:30,192 --> 00:12:32,260
I'll be back.
301
00:12:34,564 --> 00:12:37,098
Okay, let's try this one.
302
00:12:39,502 --> 00:12:41,336
"Spherical Hankel function."
303
00:12:41,337 --> 00:12:42,904
Hold on.
304
00:12:42,905 --> 00:12:44,072
That's it!
305
00:12:44,073 --> 00:12:45,273
Eureka!
306
00:12:45,274 --> 00:12:47,108
Hey, we agreed when
it was "Eureka" time,
307
00:12:47,109 --> 00:12:49,110
we were all gonna
say it together.
308
00:12:49,111 --> 00:12:50,311
Fine.
309
00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:51,312
Let's say it together.
310
00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:53,348
No. The moment
has passed.
311
00:12:53,349 --> 00:12:56,051
Greetings, gentlemen.
312
00:12:56,052 --> 00:12:58,086
How goes your
little project?
313
00:12:58,087 --> 00:13:01,322
You mean,
"Project Lenwoloppali"?
314
00:13:01,323 --> 00:13:04,626
Ah, a combination
of all your names.
315
00:13:04,627 --> 00:13:05,710
Very clever.
316
00:13:05,711 --> 00:13:08,496
I assume "Koothranardowitz"
was taken?
317
00:13:10,066 --> 00:13:11,833
We're actually
scanning equations
318
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:13,201
and getting good results.
319
00:13:13,202 --> 00:13:15,520
Oh, well then,
by all means, carry on.
320
00:13:15,521 --> 00:13:17,439
I wouldn't want
to impede your progress.
321
00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:19,941
Howard, did you solve
the install time problem yet?
322
00:13:19,942 --> 00:13:21,476
No. It's a little tricky.
323
00:13:21,477 --> 00:13:23,445
I'm gonna try having it pick up
the libraries dyn...
324
00:13:30,736 --> 00:13:32,320
What are you doing?!
325
00:13:32,321 --> 00:13:36,124
Playing the theremin.
326
00:13:37,660 --> 00:13:40,895
No. I mean, what are you
doing with a theremin?
327
00:13:40,896 --> 00:13:43,431
Playing it.
328
00:13:43,432 --> 00:13:46,668
I've loved the theremin
from the first moment
329
00:13:46,669 --> 00:13:48,803
I heard the original
Star Trek theme.
330
00:13:48,804 --> 00:13:50,271
And it's been killing me
331
00:13:50,272 --> 00:13:53,241
that it just sits in my closet,
gathering dust.
332
00:14:07,223 --> 00:14:09,524
Sheldon!
We're working here!
333
00:14:09,525 --> 00:14:10,792
That's all right.
334
00:14:10,793 --> 00:14:14,663
I can barely hear you
over my theremin.
335
00:14:20,202 --> 00:14:22,971
Well, that was a
little uncalled for.
336
00:14:22,972 --> 00:14:24,939
No, that was
completely called for.
337
00:14:24,940 --> 00:14:26,291
We need quiet.
338
00:14:26,292 --> 00:14:28,643
So, your project is more
important than mine?
339
00:14:28,644 --> 00:14:32,881
Well, seeing as your project
is to sabotage my project, yes.
340
00:14:32,882 --> 00:14:34,449
Don't beat around the bush,
Leonard.
341
00:14:34,450 --> 00:14:35,483
If you don't want me here,
342
00:14:35,484 --> 00:14:37,418
just say the word,
and I'll leave.
343
00:14:42,258 --> 00:14:44,359
Could have beaten
around the bush a little.
344
00:14:46,829 --> 00:14:51,266
♪ Nobody knows ♪
345
00:14:51,267 --> 00:14:54,235
♪ The trouble I've seen ♪
346
00:14:54,236 --> 00:14:59,741
♪ Nobody knows my sorrow ♪
347
00:14:59,742 --> 00:15:03,178
♪ Oh, oh, oh. ♪
348
00:15:03,179 --> 00:15:04,813
What you doing?
349
00:15:04,814 --> 00:15:07,148
Trying to contact
your home planet?
350
00:15:07,149 --> 00:15:09,718
I'm practicing my theremin.
351
00:15:09,719 --> 00:15:11,586
Oh.
352
00:15:11,587 --> 00:15:14,155
♪ Nobody knows ♪
353
00:15:14,156 --> 00:15:16,925
♪ The trouble I've seen ♪
354
00:15:16,926 --> 00:15:21,262
♪ Glory, hallelujah. ♪
355
00:15:23,001 --> 00:15:24,992
Something got you down,
there, Sheldon?
356
00:15:25,167 --> 00:15:27,635
Leonard kicked me out
of my own apartment.
357
00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:28,837
And his app team.
358
00:15:28,838 --> 00:15:30,972
Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
359
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:32,857
He wouldn't drive me
to work today.
360
00:15:32,858 --> 00:15:35,026
I had to wear
my bus pants.
361
00:15:35,027 --> 00:15:36,945
- Is that so?
- Yes.
362
00:15:36,946 --> 00:15:38,346
And they're
still sticky.
363
00:15:38,347 --> 00:15:39,514
Aw...
364
00:15:39,515 --> 00:15:41,616
Probably going to have
to throw them away.
365
00:15:43,719 --> 00:15:46,154
Hey, you don't need
Leonard and his app.
366
00:15:46,155 --> 00:15:47,422
You can make one with me.
367
00:15:47,423 --> 00:15:49,190
With you?
368
00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:53,261
Seriously,
I have a great idea for one.
369
00:15:53,262 --> 00:15:55,797
Is it better than your idea
to move to Los Angeles
370
00:15:55,798 --> 00:15:57,499
and become a famous actress?
371
00:16:00,044 --> 00:16:00,645
Okay, look...
372
00:16:00,689 --> 00:16:02,540
when you see someone
wearing shoes you like,
373
00:16:02,541 --> 00:16:03,925
you just snap a picture of them,
374
00:16:03,926 --> 00:16:05,460
and the app goes on the Internet
375
00:16:05,461 --> 00:16:06,994
to find out
where you can buy them.
376
00:16:06,995 --> 00:16:09,297
That's your app idea?
377
00:16:09,298 --> 00:16:10,231
Well, you don't like it?
378
00:16:10,232 --> 00:16:12,333
I didn't say that.
But no, I don't.
379
00:16:12,334 --> 00:16:14,869
Why not?
380
00:16:14,870 --> 00:16:16,371
Oh, Penny,
where do I begin?
381
00:16:16,372 --> 00:16:18,839
The simple-mindedness
of your idea
382
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:22,443
is exceeded only by its
crass consumerism and banality.
383
00:16:22,444 --> 00:16:24,345
And Leonard didn't want
to work with you?
384
00:16:24,346 --> 00:16:25,980
Imagine that.
385
00:16:25,981 --> 00:16:27,782
I know, it's baffling.
386
00:16:29,568 --> 00:16:33,054
♪ Nobody knows ♪
387
00:16:33,055 --> 00:16:35,757
♪ The trouble I've seen... ♪
388
00:16:35,758 --> 00:16:37,859
Sheldon, I'm gonna
make some cocoa.
389
00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:39,460
Do you want some?
390
00:16:39,461 --> 00:16:41,229
Do you make it
with milk or water?
391
00:16:41,230 --> 00:16:42,897
- Milk.
- Real cocoa?
392
00:16:42,898 --> 00:16:44,966
That's what it says
on the packet.
393
00:16:44,967 --> 00:16:47,168
Do you have
those little marshmallows?
394
00:16:47,169 --> 00:16:48,136
No, sorry.
395
00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:50,571
Well, I suppose
it's appropriate.
396
00:16:50,572 --> 00:16:51,673
What does that mean?
397
00:16:51,674 --> 00:16:55,476
A disappointing drink
for a disappointing day.
398
00:16:58,314 --> 00:16:59,580
Hey, look at this.
399
00:16:59,581 --> 00:17:01,616
20 people from the university
have already signed up
400
00:17:01,617 --> 00:17:03,117
for our private beta.
401
00:17:03,118 --> 00:17:04,385
I'm telling you,
402
00:17:04,386 --> 00:17:06,454
the Lenwoloppali
Differential Equation Scanner
403
00:17:06,455 --> 00:17:09,324
meets a real need.
We've got a hit.
404
00:17:09,325 --> 00:17:10,792
What do you think we
should sell it for?
405
00:17:10,793 --> 00:17:13,394
Well, based on the fact
that our potential market
406
00:17:13,395 --> 00:17:15,430
is about 70 or 80 guys,
407
00:17:15,431 --> 00:17:16,564
and you want a submarine,
408
00:17:16,565 --> 00:17:18,399
I'd say about a
million dollars a pop.
409
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:21,703
Well, what if we put out a lite
version for half a million?
410
00:17:21,704 --> 00:17:23,504
You know,
get the word of mouth going.
411
00:17:24,606 --> 00:17:26,708
Hi. I'm sorry
to bother you guys,
412
00:17:26,709 --> 00:17:28,509
but you've got to come
take your Sheldon back.
413
00:17:28,510 --> 00:17:30,311
What's he doing
in your apartment?
414
00:17:30,312 --> 00:17:32,747
Well, he was moping down in the
lobby, so I invited him over.
415
00:17:32,748 --> 00:17:34,015
Now I regret it.
416
00:17:34,016 --> 00:17:36,634
Why do you regret...
Uh, never mind, stupid question.
417
00:17:36,635 --> 00:17:39,020
Look, can't you just let him
play with you until bedtime?
418
00:17:39,021 --> 00:17:42,106
We're not playing.
419
00:17:42,107 --> 00:17:43,291
This is real work.
420
00:17:43,292 --> 00:17:45,460
We're going to
be hundred-aires.
421
00:17:46,261 --> 00:17:48,162
Okay. What if I got him
to apologize
422
00:17:48,163 --> 00:17:49,530
and promise to behave?
423
00:17:52,801 --> 00:17:55,603
Then I guess we would
let him back on the app team,
424
00:17:55,604 --> 00:17:57,905
and while we're doing that,
you could take an aerial tour
425
00:17:57,906 --> 00:18:01,075
of L.A. on your flying pig.
426
00:18:01,076 --> 00:18:03,211
Okay. Wait right here.
427
00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,914
I'll tell you one thing.
If I get rich enough,
428
00:18:06,915 --> 00:18:10,118
that's the kind of girl I want
to take on a submarine ride.
429
00:18:11,053 --> 00:18:14,222
And yes, that time,
I meant it to be dirty.
430
00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:17,959
Really?
431
00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:19,594
Leonard wants me back?
432
00:18:19,595 --> 00:18:22,730
Oh, yes. He says they
are lost without you.
433
00:18:22,731 --> 00:18:26,401
Well, we sure saw that coming.
434
00:18:26,402 --> 00:18:27,852
That's right.
435
00:18:27,853 --> 00:18:29,137
You know what
I'm going to do?
436
00:18:29,138 --> 00:18:32,640
I am going to sit here
and just let them stew.
437
00:18:36,612 --> 00:18:37,612
No, no, no. You know,
438
00:18:37,613 --> 00:18:39,247
they have
suffered enough.
439
00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:41,716
Everybody's
suffered enough.
440
00:18:41,717 --> 00:18:44,886
The thing is, you're going
to have to offer him
441
00:18:44,887 --> 00:18:46,921
a face-saving
way out of this.
442
00:18:46,922 --> 00:18:48,089
How?
443
00:18:48,090 --> 00:18:49,290
Say you're sorry.
444
00:18:49,291 --> 00:18:50,925
Oh, no.
445
00:18:50,926 --> 00:18:54,429
Mrs. Mary Cooper
didn't raise her no liars.
446
00:18:54,430 --> 00:18:57,532
Okay. Um...
447
00:18:57,533 --> 00:18:59,333
How about this? You know
how you're always trying
448
00:18:59,334 --> 00:19:00,535
to learn about sarcasm?
449
00:19:00,536 --> 00:19:02,303
No.
No?
450
00:19:02,304 --> 00:19:03,971
I was being sarcastic.
451
00:19:05,073 --> 00:19:07,308
Oh. Good for you.
452
00:19:07,309 --> 00:19:09,710
So all you have to do here
is say you're sorry to Leonard,
453
00:19:09,711 --> 00:19:11,446
but say it
sarcastically.
454
00:19:11,447 --> 00:19:13,648
Of course.
455
00:19:13,649 --> 00:19:16,584
He will hear it as an attempt
to mend fences,
456
00:19:16,585 --> 00:19:18,953
as opposed
to the withering condemnation
457
00:19:18,954 --> 00:19:20,721
you and I will know it to be.
458
00:19:20,722 --> 00:19:23,241
Yeah. Yeah, that
was my plan.
459
00:19:23,242 --> 00:19:24,492
All right.
Come on. Let's go.
460
00:19:24,493 --> 00:19:26,026
Oh, by the way,
thank you
461
00:19:26,027 --> 00:19:27,895
for the delicious cocoa.
462
00:19:27,896 --> 00:19:28,896
Oh, you're welcome.
463
00:19:28,897 --> 00:19:30,698
Boy, I'm getting
good at this.
464
00:19:33,969 --> 00:19:36,370
Okay, now that you're
back on the team,
465
00:19:36,371 --> 00:19:37,371
let's get you caught up.
466
00:19:37,372 --> 00:19:39,874
Before you begin,
let me say again
467
00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:42,944
how deeply sorry I am
for my earlier behavior
468
00:19:42,945 --> 00:19:47,181
and how much I respect
and admire your leadership.
469
00:19:47,182 --> 00:19:50,985
Thank you.
470
00:19:55,090 --> 00:19:56,457
So as you can see,
471
00:19:56,458 --> 00:19:59,293
not only can you store
your favorite equations,
472
00:19:59,294 --> 00:20:01,496
but you can forward them
to your friends
473
00:20:01,497 --> 00:20:04,799
or post them on Facebook
right from the app.
474
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,868
Well, I must say,
I am impressed.
475
00:20:06,869 --> 00:20:07,952
Thanks.
476
00:20:07,953 --> 00:20:10,204
You all have clearly put
in a lot of hard work.
477
00:20:10,205 --> 00:20:11,372
We have.
478
00:20:11,373 --> 00:20:12,607
As a result,
you have taken
479
00:20:12,608 --> 00:20:14,742
the most important step
on the road to success:
480
00:20:14,743 --> 00:20:16,427
learning what not to do.
481
00:20:16,428 --> 00:20:18,245
Now, let's start fresh.
482
00:20:18,246 --> 00:20:20,848
Howard, we're going
to need some tea.
483
00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:30,070
Okay, these are Uggs.
484
00:20:30,071 --> 00:20:32,773
These are Crocs.
485
00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:35,142
These are knockoff
Manolo Blahniks.
486
00:20:35,143 --> 00:20:36,710
Bored.
487
00:20:36,711 --> 00:20:39,696
Look, you said it yourself,
we have to create a database
488
00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:41,815
before you can write
an alga-thingy.
489
00:20:41,816 --> 00:20:43,216
Algorithm.
490
00:20:43,217 --> 00:20:45,619
You see, Penny, Alan Turing
defined an algorithm...
491
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:47,387
Bored.
492
00:20:47,388 --> 00:20:48,388
Okay.
493
00:20:48,389 --> 00:20:50,190
These are Steve Maddens.
494
00:20:50,191 --> 00:20:52,092
These are Nine West.
495
00:20:52,093 --> 00:20:55,596
These are Target. Oh, but don't
they look like Chanel?
496
00:20:55,597 --> 00:20:56,797
These are
Michael Kors...
497
00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:58,165
♪ Nobody knows... ♪
498
00:20:58,166 --> 00:21:01,667
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