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Why hast thou forsaken me,
O deity whose existence I doubt?
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Here. Breathe
into this bag.
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What's going on?
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They stole everything, Leonard!
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Everything.
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Are you the roommate?
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Yeah, Leonard Hofstadter.
What happened?
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Your friend here called 911
to report a robbery.
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Oh, my God, what did they get?
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What didn't they get?
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They got my enchanted weapons,
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my vicious gladiator armor,
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my wand of untainted power,
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and all my gold!
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You called the police
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because someone hacked your
World of Warcraft account?
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What choice did I have?
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The mighty Sheldor,
level 85 blood elf,
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hero of the Eastern kingdoms,
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has been picked clean, like
a carcass in the desert sun.
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Plus, the FBI hung up on me.
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Into the bag.
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They took my battle ostrich!
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Oh, no, not Glenn!
Yes!
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Glenn!
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The only bird I ever loved.
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Good luck, fellas.
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Oh. Well, thank you, officer.
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Wait a minute!
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You're not going to do anything?
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Mr. Cooper,
there's nothing...
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Dr. Cooper.
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Seriously?
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Not the kind with
access to drugs.
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Fine. Dr. Cooper.
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I'm sorry for your loss,
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but the Pasadena
Police Department
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doesn't have jurisdiction in...
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Pandora.
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That's from Avatar!
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World of Warcraft
takes place in Azeroth.
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Goodness gracious, how are you
allowed to carry a gun?
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Can you at least refer me
to a rogue ex-cop?
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What?
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Wh... you know, one who was
drummed off the force
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because he refused
to play by the rules,
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and now he hires himself out
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to impose his own brand
of rough justice?
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No.
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Thank you, officer.
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It's all gone. All gone.
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I'm really sorry, Sheldon.
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What kind of world
do we live in,
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where a man would take
another man's battle ostrich?
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I don't know.
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This act of aggression
must be met
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with swift and cruel ferocity.
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It is time to cry havoc,
and let slip the dogs of war.
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I'm on it.
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Hi, Mrs. Wolowitz.
Is, is Howard there?
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Okay, thanks.
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That particular dog of war
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will have to call you back
after his bath.
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See if Raj is done with Pilates.
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Sync by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
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Three thousand hours.
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Three thousand hours
clicking on that mouse,
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collecting weapons and gold.
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It's almost as if it was
a huge waste of time.
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Whoever did this
knew what they were doing.
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He got in and out
of your account in under
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15 minutes, transferred
all your stuff,
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and didn't leave
a digital fingerprint.
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There isn't enough
chamomile tea in the world
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to quell the rage in my heart.
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Hold on. I'm talking to an orc
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under the bridge
in Thunder Bluff
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who says if we pay him, he'll
help us track down your things.
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Can we trust him?
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I should say so;
He appears to be a member
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of the Nigerian royal family.
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Whoa! Somebody's auctioning off
a jeweled ostrich bridle!
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No. Glenn's was leather.
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He was a simple ostrich.
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Is! Is, I haven't given up hope.
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Hey.
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Hey, Penny. We're kind of in
the middle of a crisis, here.
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Oh, I know. Bernadette told me.
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Sorry, Sheldon. I know
that game meant a lot to you.
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What... "that game"?
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Excuse me, Penny, but
Doodle Jump is a game.
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Angry Birds is a game.
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World of Warcraft is a
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massively multi-player
online role-playing...
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all right,
technically it's a game.
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Bad news, the Nigerian prince
may be a fraud.
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Okay, well, anyways,
I brought you
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a day-old cheesecake
to cheer you up!
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Stale pastry is hollow succor
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to a man who is
bereft of ostrich.
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Just say "thank you."
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I thought I just did.
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All right. See you later.
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Oh! Hello.
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Oh, hi! I was just
dropping off a cheesecake
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to Sheldon. He was robbed
of a bunch of imaginary crap
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that's useful in
a make-believe place.
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I don't know what that means.
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Yeah, well, sadly, I do.
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Did you know last weekend
Priya took Leonard
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rollerblading at the beach?
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Can you believe that?
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I feel like I'm supposed
to say "that bitch,"
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but I don't have
enough information.
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I am the one who
spent two years
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trying to get him to even
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go to the beach
in the first place.
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And he was so phobic about
stepping on medical waste,
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I had to carry him
to the water.
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I took Howard to the beach once.
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He almost burst into flames
like a vampire.
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So what's the thanks
I get for turning Leonard
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into quality boyfriend material?
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I have to tiptoe around
his new girlfriend.
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I think you're on.
Oh.
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That bitch!
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Want some coffee liqueur
on your ice cream?
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Ah, here's the alcohol
and drug peer pressure
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Mother warned me about.
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I was starting to think
it was never going to happen.
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Yes, please.
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You guys should've seen Leonard
when I first met him.
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There was no eye contact.
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He was either looking
up at the ceiling,
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or down at his shoes.
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I'm drunk.
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You know, for the
first couple of months,
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whenever I would
take off my bra,
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he would giggle and say,
"Oh, boy, my breast friends!"
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Well, if it makes you
feel any better,
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I'm never speaking
to Priya again.
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No, don't do that.
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No reason to be mean to her.
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This may be the
alcohol talking...
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but I believe there is.
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Are you familiar
with the recent study
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of Tanzanian chimpanzees
by Nishida and Hosaka
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out of Kyoto University?
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No, but I can name
all the Kardashians.
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Primates, such as ourselves,
have a natural instinct
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to ostracize ill-mannered
members of the troop.
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Bernadette's urge to
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shun, scowl or
fling her waste at Priya
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is hard-wired into her DNA.
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I don't have an urge
to fling my waste.
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Believe me, it's there,
we all have it.
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Hit me with some more booze,
and I'll show you.
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All right, here we are...
this is the tavern
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where all the black-market
weapon trades go down.
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I don't think my character
should be in a place like this.
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Everyone's undressing
her with their eyes.
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Maybe if you stop
dropping your sword
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and bending over to pick it up.
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Okay, what exactly
are we looking for?
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Redheaded troll,
goes by the name of Glumly.
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According to the
message boards,
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if you want to
move stolen goods
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and it's after school
hours, he's your guy.
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Leonard, is this going
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to take much longer?
I thought we were
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going to spend
some time together.
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Uh, we are.
In the meantime,
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you're welcome to whip up
a quick character and join us.
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Seriously?
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Well, you have to put
in a credit card number,
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but it's fun.
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Maybe I should just go home.
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Our troll just walked
in! I got him!
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We got him.
We're almost done.
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So, how do
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you guys want to play this?
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Be ruthless.
You tell him
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if he doesn't start talking,
we'll register a complaint
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with his Internet
service provider.
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Sheldon, what if he gets his
Internet from his cable company?
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He could lose his HBO and all their
delightful original programming.
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I don't care!
I'm losin' it, man!
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Why don't we play this smart?
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Try a little
"good goblin, bad goblin."
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Oh, dear Lord.
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Nah, I think we have
to be more subtle.
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Okay, I see where
this is going.
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Fine, I'll have sex with him.
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That's not where it was going.
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Good, because
I would hate that.
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Leonard, you're busy... let's
talk tomorrow. Oh, wait.
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Hang on. Are you upset?
No, no, I think
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it's sexy to date a boy
trapped in a man's body.
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Good, good.
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I'll tell you what happens.
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And people think I
don't get sarcasm.
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Well, well, well.
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Look who it is.
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Okay, be nice.
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Hello.
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Hi. We're just
heading out for a drink.
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Because I do that now.
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Count your blessings
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you're not a Tanzanian chimp.
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What?
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Don't listen to her...
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she's had a lot of ice cream.
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Do you want to join us?
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Oh, thank you,
but I have work to do.
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Four women walk
down the stairs...
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how many reach the lobby?
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Did your sister say anything
when you got home last night?
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Oh, no, don't put me
in the middle of this.
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I'm not going to
be your go-between.
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Come on, help me out.
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Am I in trouble?
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There's no reason to worry.
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That's a relief.
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I'm sure many women
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in happy relationships
spend their nights
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Skyping with their
ex-boyfriend Sanjay.
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Good news, gentlemen...
I found our hacker.
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What?
Really?
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Yeah. No one can hide from me,
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not Waldo, not Carmen San Diego,
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not even topless
Natalie Portman.
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I've never said
these words before,
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but good job, Howard!
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Thanks. Our culprit
is one Mr. Todd Zarnecki, 2711
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Ocean View Road,
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Carlsbad, California.
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The name and the address
drip with evil.
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What else do we know about him?
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Why, quite a bit, actually.
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I'll bet he's some loser
who lives with his parents.
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Yes, he does live
with his parents.
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Here's a Google Earth
shot of their house.
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Excellent!
It's in a cul-de-sac.
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We can box him in.
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Hold on, you're thinking
of going there?
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Carlsbad is only
a couple of hours away.
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Fine.
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You walk up to the house,
knock on the door
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and demand your stuff back.
What if he says no?
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I don't know if you've been
following the news, Leonard,
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but there have been
some terrific advancements
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in the field of torture.
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No one's getting tortured.
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Fine, we'll abide by
the Geneva Convention.
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But ask yourself this,
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in the course of our lives,
257
00:11:12,855 --> 00:11:15,190
how much lunch money
has been taken from us?
258
00:11:15,191 --> 00:11:16,941
How many kites?
259
00:11:16,942 --> 00:11:19,694
How many Scooby-Doo
Trapper Keepers?
260
00:11:20,362 --> 00:11:21,830
I totally had one of those.
261
00:11:21,831 --> 00:11:23,231
Of course you did.
262
00:11:23,232 --> 00:11:25,767
It was a fun and practical way
of organizing your school work.
263
00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:28,119
But the bullies
took it from us.
264
00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,104
Well, no more.
265
00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:31,272
Tonight, we take back
our dignity,
266
00:11:31,273 --> 00:11:33,374
our birthright and our pride.
267
00:11:33,375 --> 00:11:34,542
What do you say?
268
00:11:34,543 --> 00:11:36,044
Who's with me?
269
00:11:40,149 --> 00:11:43,918
I have a hip-hop aerobics class
at 5:00; could we go after?
270
00:11:43,919 --> 00:11:45,887
Sure.
271
00:11:46,722 --> 00:11:47,755
Also, tonight's the Sabbath
272
00:11:47,756 --> 00:11:49,324
and my mother and I
have a tradition of
273
00:11:49,325 --> 00:11:51,526
lighting the candles and
watching Wheel of Fortune, so...
274
00:11:51,527 --> 00:11:52,560
If we could leave
275
00:11:52,561 --> 00:11:53,862
at 8:00, we'd still be able to
276
00:11:53,863 --> 00:11:55,463
regain our birthright
at 10:00, 10:30 latest.
277
00:11:55,464 --> 00:11:57,565
Fine.
278
00:11:57,566 --> 00:11:59,868
Leonard?
279
00:11:59,869 --> 00:12:02,537
Oh, geez, I-I don't know
if I can ditch Priya
280
00:12:02,538 --> 00:12:03,872
two nights in a row.
281
00:12:03,873 --> 00:12:05,039
Oh, come on, man.
282
00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:07,709
Bros before...
283
00:12:11,046 --> 00:12:12,313
my sister.
284
00:12:13,282 --> 00:12:14,816
Aw, screw it.
285
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:15,950
I'm in.
Me, too.
286
00:12:15,951 --> 00:12:17,819
And me.
287
00:12:18,637 --> 00:12:20,839
One moment.
288
00:12:24,293 --> 00:12:26,561
I'm hell-bent on catching
a cyber criminal,
289
00:12:26,562 --> 00:12:28,813
not the common cold.
290
00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:34,802
I'm sorry, I thought
this delay was
291
00:12:34,803 --> 00:12:37,405
so you could watch Wheel of
Fortune with your mother.
292
00:12:37,406 --> 00:12:38,640
I am.
293
00:12:38,641 --> 00:12:40,275
She's just bleaching
her mustache.
294
00:12:41,143 --> 00:12:42,477
Check it out.
295
00:12:42,478 --> 00:12:44,646
Hey, Ma!
"Before and After!"
296
00:12:44,647 --> 00:12:48,082
Four words, 17 letters,
two N's, one V!
297
00:12:48,083 --> 00:12:50,518
"Fanny pack of wolves!"
298
00:12:52,922 --> 00:12:53,988
That's incredible.
299
00:12:53,989 --> 00:12:55,657
Yeah, she's kind of
a Wheel savant.
300
00:12:56,992 --> 00:12:59,594
Uh-oh, that's Priya.
301
00:13:00,729 --> 00:13:04,265
Sitar music for her ringtone
is not cool, dude.
302
00:13:04,266 --> 00:13:05,934
Hit the...
303
00:13:06,936 --> 00:13:09,804
Hey, sweetie.
304
00:13:09,805 --> 00:13:11,072
Yeah, I'm sorry.
305
00:13:11,073 --> 00:13:12,974
I'm gonna be working late.
306
00:13:14,243 --> 00:13:16,277
Yeah, I-I miss you, too.
307
00:13:17,279 --> 00:13:19,280
Okay, sure, I'll call you
when I get home.
308
00:13:19,281 --> 00:13:20,782
Okay, bye-bye.
309
00:13:20,783 --> 00:13:22,050
Very nice.
310
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:23,851
You lie to my sister.
311
00:13:25,187 --> 00:13:27,455
That's the nicest thing
he does to your sister.
312
00:13:34,797 --> 00:13:36,297
Oh, guess who.
313
00:13:36,298 --> 00:13:37,832
Cover for me.
314
00:13:39,768 --> 00:13:41,169
Hello, Priya. What's up?
315
00:13:41,170 --> 00:13:43,538
How would I know
if Leonard's at work or not?
316
00:13:43,539 --> 00:13:46,074
Don't be suspicious.
317
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:47,842
Look, if you want your
relationship with Leonard
318
00:13:47,843 --> 00:13:49,510
to continue,
you're going to have to believe
319
00:13:49,511 --> 00:13:51,279
whatever wild-eyed,
cockamamie excuse
320
00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,514
the white devil
has the nerve to offer you.
321
00:13:55,317 --> 00:13:58,253
Okay? Yeah, bye-bye.
322
00:13:59,221 --> 00:14:01,089
You owe me.
323
00:14:01,890 --> 00:14:03,825
New puzzle, Ma!
324
00:14:03,826 --> 00:14:05,126
"Same name"!
325
00:14:05,127 --> 00:14:06,828
One N, two D's, three O's!
326
00:14:06,829 --> 00:14:09,530
Whoopi and Rube Goldberg!
327
00:14:09,531 --> 00:14:10,865
That's uncanny.
328
00:14:10,866 --> 00:14:12,700
I know.
It's her superpower.
329
00:14:12,701 --> 00:14:14,769
Well, that and jiggling
her arm fat.
330
00:14:17,539 --> 00:14:20,174
I can't believe we're going
all the way to San Diego
331
00:14:20,175 --> 00:14:21,943
to confront this guy.
332
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:24,579
Yeah, we're kind of
bad-asses, aren't we?
333
00:14:24,580 --> 00:14:25,947
Totally.
334
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:27,815
Hey, how about
we stay the night
335
00:14:27,816 --> 00:14:30,285
and hit Legoland
in the morning?
336
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:31,886
Sea World is better.
337
00:14:31,887 --> 00:14:35,923
It has Shamu, who is
literally tons of fun.
338
00:14:35,924 --> 00:14:39,193
But for the moment, let's stay
focused on Todd Zarnecki.
339
00:14:39,194 --> 00:14:41,863
Yeah, we're coming for you,
Todd Zarnecki.
340
00:14:41,864 --> 00:14:45,366
And for the record, Legoland
is more interactive.
341
00:14:46,035 --> 00:14:47,435
I almost feel sorry
342
00:14:47,436 --> 00:14:51,039
for the poor fool, sitting in
his split-level suburban ranch,
343
00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,373
unaware that
344
00:14:52,374 --> 00:14:56,077
a vengeful horde is barreling
down the San Diego Freeway
345
00:14:56,078 --> 00:14:58,313
at 71 miles an hour.
346
00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,780
Ease up there, lead foot.
347
00:14:59,781 --> 00:15:01,249
You trying to get us killed?
348
00:15:02,885 --> 00:15:05,486
I took the liberty
of burning us
349
00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:07,588
a mix of heroic questing music.
350
00:15:09,091 --> 00:15:12,860
This says "Beyonce
Bootylicious Dance Mix."
351
00:15:12,861 --> 00:15:14,529
It's a
re-writable CD.
352
00:15:14,530 --> 00:15:16,464
Just put it in.
353
00:15:16,465 --> 00:15:18,182
Beyonce? Really?
354
00:15:18,183 --> 00:15:20,034
She's curvy and she owns it.
355
00:15:20,035 --> 00:15:21,569
I like that.
356
00:15:29,361 --> 00:15:31,979
Oh, yeah, I'm feeling it.
357
00:15:31,980 --> 00:15:34,815
We are winged fury!
358
00:15:34,816 --> 00:15:36,217
Which is still no excuse
359
00:15:36,218 --> 00:15:38,119
for going over
the posted speed limit.
360
00:15:43,392 --> 00:15:45,927
Next time we go to
kick someone's ass,
361
00:15:45,928 --> 00:15:47,528
we take the train.
362
00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:50,965
I always prefer the train.
363
00:15:52,184 --> 00:15:54,185
Sheldon, let's go.
364
00:15:55,170 --> 00:15:56,771
Coming.
365
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:01,709
Why did you bring that?
366
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:04,729
No weapon strikes more fear
into a man's heart
367
00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:06,748
than a Klingon bat'leth.
368
00:16:06,749 --> 00:16:09,901
Okay, let's get
clear on something.
369
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,986
We're just going to tell
this guy to transfer all of
370
00:16:11,987 --> 00:16:14,789
your stuff back into your
account and then be on our way.
371
00:16:14,790 --> 00:16:17,325
No one's bat'lething anybody.
372
00:16:18,260 --> 00:16:21,195
So my blade shall not
taste blood tonight?
373
00:16:21,196 --> 00:16:23,731
No.
374
00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:27,335
Well, now I just feel silly
holding it.
375
00:16:27,336 --> 00:16:29,003
Come on.
376
00:16:29,004 --> 00:16:31,839
Can I at least
kick down the door?
377
00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:34,308
You're welcome to try, but
the other day, it took you
378
00:16:34,309 --> 00:16:37,245
15 minutes to get
into a FedEx box.
379
00:16:40,616 --> 00:16:41,783
Who is it?
380
00:16:41,784 --> 00:16:43,584
Your doom!
381
00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:44,886
Don't say "your doom."
382
00:16:44,887 --> 00:16:47,288
Who opens the door
for their doom?
383
00:16:47,289 --> 00:16:48,656
Good point.
384
00:16:48,657 --> 00:16:50,658
Basket of puppies.
385
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:54,395
What?
386
00:16:56,999 --> 00:16:58,933
Sheldon?
387
00:17:00,736 --> 00:17:03,104
Are you Todd Zarnecki?
388
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:04,739
Yeah. Who are you?
389
00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:06,941
I am Sheldor of Azeroth.
390
00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:08,576
I want my things back.
391
00:17:08,577 --> 00:17:09,710
I don't think so.
392
00:17:09,711 --> 00:17:10,912
Let me see that.
393
00:17:10,913 --> 00:17:12,213
Careful.
That's a collectible.
394
00:17:12,214 --> 00:17:13,297
I know.
395
00:17:13,298 --> 00:17:16,884
I've always wanted one.
396
00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:27,094
Well, he's even more cunning
than we thought.
397
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,367
You know, the joke's on him.
398
00:17:33,368 --> 00:17:35,703
Without the certificate of
authenticity,
399
00:17:35,704 --> 00:17:38,339
that bat'leth is worthless.
400
00:17:38,340 --> 00:17:41,609
Yeah, he walked
right into our trap.
401
00:17:42,878 --> 00:17:46,581
Legoland seems like
a hollow dream now.
402
00:17:50,135 --> 00:17:51,836
What's the matter?
Something's wrong.
403
00:17:51,837 --> 00:17:53,488
I'm not getting any gas.
404
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:02,964
Anybody know anything about
internal combustion engines?
405
00:18:02,965 --> 00:18:03,931
Of course.
406
00:18:03,932 --> 00:18:05,433
19th-century technology.
Very basic.
407
00:18:05,434 --> 00:18:07,802
Does anybody know how to fix
an internal combustion engine?
408
00:18:07,803 --> 00:18:10,238
No. No.
Not a clue.
409
00:18:10,239 --> 00:18:13,374
Well, we'd better call somebody
to come pick us up.
410
00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:16,244
It'd be swell
if they had a train.
411
00:18:21,650 --> 00:18:23,451
Thank you, Penny.
412
00:18:23,452 --> 00:18:25,820
No problem.
413
00:18:25,821 --> 00:18:27,355
So, Leonard,
414
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,423
I think it's interesting
you didn't call your girlfriend
415
00:18:29,424 --> 00:18:30,625
to come get you.
416
00:18:30,626 --> 00:18:33,094
Uh, I kind of
told her I was working.
417
00:18:33,095 --> 00:18:34,929
So you lied to her.
418
00:18:34,930 --> 00:18:36,797
Also interesting.
419
00:18:36,798 --> 00:18:38,549
Yeah, she doesn't really
understand
420
00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:41,502
the whole Warcraft
adventure-role-playing thing.
421
00:18:41,503 --> 00:18:45,172
Well, doesn't matter if she gets
it, as long as she's pretty.
422
00:18:46,341 --> 00:18:48,843
This one's funny, Leonard.
423
00:18:48,844 --> 00:18:51,279
How come you couldn't
make it work with her?
424
00:18:52,447 --> 00:18:55,049
So did you at least get
Sheldon's fake stuff back?
425
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:58,352
No. We failed
in our noble quest.
426
00:18:58,353 --> 00:18:59,403
How come?
427
00:18:59,404 --> 00:19:02,957
Todd Zarnecki was mean.
428
00:19:02,958 --> 00:19:04,492
All right. Hang on.
429
00:19:04,493 --> 00:19:05,927
What are you doing?
430
00:19:05,928 --> 00:19:08,963
I'm gonna show you how we
finish a quest in Nebraska.
431
00:19:10,699 --> 00:19:13,668
Oh. Beyonce.
432
00:19:20,676 --> 00:19:22,476
This ain't no Beyonce.
433
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:28,482
Now what?
434
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,285
Give my friend his stuff back.
435
00:19:31,286 --> 00:19:33,154
I don't know
what you're talking about.
436
00:19:33,155 --> 00:19:34,622
Well, then, good news.
437
00:19:34,623 --> 00:19:36,657
Today's the day a girl's
finally going to touch you
438
00:19:36,658 --> 00:19:38,058
in your little special place.
439
00:19:41,330 --> 00:19:43,831
Now give him his stuff back.
440
00:19:43,832 --> 00:19:45,366
Okay.
441
00:19:45,367 --> 00:19:46,834
We did it!
442
00:19:48,570 --> 00:19:51,255
I said, "we."
443
00:19:57,481 --> 00:19:59,649
Oh, hold the door.
444
00:19:59,650 --> 00:20:01,317
Oh, hi.
Hi.
445
00:20:02,486 --> 00:20:03,719
Going to see Leonard?
446
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:05,688
Yes.
447
00:20:05,689 --> 00:20:07,039
How have you been?
448
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,424
Fine. You?
449
00:20:08,425 --> 00:20:10,626
Very well, thank you.
450
00:20:50,963 --> 00:20:52,100
All right, well,
great seeing you.
451
00:20:52,101 --> 00:20:54,145
Yeah, you too.
452
00:20:56,570 --> 00:20:58,175
Amy's right...
453
00:20:58,176 --> 00:21:01,449
I do want to fling
my poop at her.
454
00:21:01,450 --> 00:21:04,000
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