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So, what are you
working on these days?
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I'm studying
one-celled organisms
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to try and find
the neurochemicals
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that lead to the feeling
of shame.
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What would a one-celled organism
have to be embarrassed about?
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Same as all of us, getting out
of a car without underwear.
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Speaking of underwear,
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I have some interesting news...
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Okay, if it's
sometimes Howie wears yours,
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Leonard already told us.
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He was being funny.
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I'm pretty sure.
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Anyway, I was asked to be
a part of a magazine article
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about the 50 sexiest female
scientists in California.
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Isn't that cool?
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I think it's awful.
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Why would you say that?
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Bernadette is a
successful microbiologist.
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She should be celebrated for
her achievements, not her looks.
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I mean, what kind of message
does that send?
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I think the message is-- "check
out the rack on that scientist."
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Why can't someone be thought
of as both smart and pretty?
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I just don't think
a professional woman should have
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to flaunt her sexuality
in order to get ahead.
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Okay, what's the big deal?
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Look, if it helps me make
a sale with a physician,
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I don't think it hurts
to flirt a little.
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I mean, laugh at their joke,
touch their arm,
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maybe crank up the AC
in the car beforehand, you know,
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to wake up the girls.
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Maybe it's different
in the world of sales,
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but it's already hard enough
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for women to be taken seriously
in science.
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I was kind of excited
about the article,
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but now you're making me
feel bad.
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No, I think you should do
whatever you want.
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You know, maybe
if fashion magazines had
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female scientists
in them,
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I would've become
a theoretical physicist.
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Stop smirking
at each other.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 8x07 ♪
The Misinterpretation Agitation
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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Thank you.
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No, thank you.
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Delivery men are
the unsung foot soldiers
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of our nation's commerce.
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It's because
of people like you,
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people like me can limit
our human contact.
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I'd shake your hand,
but, well, you know.
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I'm not a delivery man,
I-I'm a doctor.
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Although I do
often deliver
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alarming biopsy results
to my patients.
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That's humorous.
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All right.
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Yeah, I-I bet you leave
your patients in stitches.
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That was
also humorous.
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All right.
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Are you bringing
flowers to a patient
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to cushion the blow of
a terminal diagnosis?
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That wasn't a joke.
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All right.
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These are actually
for a nice woman
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who makes sales
calls to my office.
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Hmm.
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You know, they have
delivery people
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that will do that
for you.
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I was hoping
to impress her
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by tracking her down
on the Internet
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and then showing up
unannounced at her door.
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Making the extra effort.
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Good for you.
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Great timing,
food just got here.
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Ooh, Siam Palace?
Yes.
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Uh, mee krob and chicken satay?
Yes.
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Uh, extra peanut sauce?
No, but you can have mine.
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Eh, well, very well.
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Oh, and on the topic of
sharing things that are yours,
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there is a
gentleman caller
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bringing flowers
to your fiancée as we speak.
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What?
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Why didn't you say that first?
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Why didn't you get
extra peanut sauce?
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We can both play this game.
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Can I help you?
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Oh, hi.
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Uh, does Penny live here?
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May I ask why?
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Well, uh...
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I-I met her at my office,
she winked at me.
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And, uh...
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I-I came hoping to initiate
a romantic relationship.
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Okay, um...
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Look, I'm pretty sure
she didn't wink at you.
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Oh, she did.
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Seductively, like this.
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And then she touched my arm
for two Mississippis.
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Like, you know,
one Mississippi, two...
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I got it, I got it.
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Listen, um...
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I think there's been
a misunderstanding.
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See, Penny is my fiancée.
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Really?
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I've never seen her wear
an engagement ring.
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Really?
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So, am I to presume
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that her flirtation was
just a sales technique?
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I think so.
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When will I learn?
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It's just like the cute girl
at the pet store all over again.
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Excuse me?
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Oh, uh, she touched my arm
for five Mississippis,
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and I bought
a $2,000 iguana habitat.
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Which she was always too busy
to come over and see.
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You give these to Penny.
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You're, you're a lucky man.
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Thank you.
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Sorry.
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Oh, uh...
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You probably don't want her
to see this.
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It's unnecessarily graphic.
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Hold on, Doctor.
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Leonard, where are
your social skills?
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This man is
clearly upset.
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We should invite him
in for a hot beverage.
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He tried to score with Penny.
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So have these two, and they're
having dinner with us.
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So, how was
work today?
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It was fine,
but you'll be happy to know
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they pulled
the sexy scientists article.
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What happened?
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I don't know.
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They just canceled
the photo shoot
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and said they're rethinking it.
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Well, I'm
really sorry,
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but I think it's
for the best.
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You want people focusing
on your achievements,
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not staring at your
breasts in some magazine.
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I guess.
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It's really not that important.
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Hey, up here.
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Sorry, we're...
we were talking about them.
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So, look, I-I wasn't going
to say anything,
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but since you seem to be okay
with the article being canceled,
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I have a little confession.
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I'm the reason it was pulled.
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What? How?
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I sent the editors
of the magazine
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a pretty scathing e-mail.
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Amy, what did you say?
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I simply pointed out
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that they would never consider
doing an article
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ranking male scientists
on their sexuality,
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let alone showing them
in various stages of undress.
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Because no one wants to see
Neil deGrasse Tyson
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in a wet T-shirt,
bent over the hood of a Porsche.
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Well, it doesn't
make a difference,
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because they agreed it was
in bad taste,
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and now you agree, so...
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Amy saves the day.
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No, what happened was
you got jealous,
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so you took away a chance
for me to get some publicity.
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But it was bad publicity.
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That's for me to decide,
not you.
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I disagree.
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As a female scientist, I think
what you do affects all of us.
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And I think
you don't like people
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expressing their sexuality
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because no one wants you
to express yours.
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Oh, Amy, I'm so sorry.
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That was over the line.
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You have a nice night.
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Please don't go.
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Up until my vicious attack,
you were the one in the wrong.
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Here you go, Doctor.
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Red Zinger
with one teaspoon of honey.
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Thank you.
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Neat Star Trek mug.
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I actually have
one of the phasers
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from the original TV show.
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Oh, cool.
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How'd you get that?
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Oh, easy, Gene Roddenberry
needed a vasectomy.
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Wait a minute.
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You've snipped
Gene Roddenberry's vas deferens?
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Yes.
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Wow, he really went
where no man has gone before.
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I don't like to brag,
but, uh, you see,
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I'm kind of the doctor
to the stars' urinary tracts.
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Wow.
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Uh, you, you want to see
James Cameron's kidney stone?
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Ooh.
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He was so happy after he passed
it, he gave me a Terminator.
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That is amazing.
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How long have
you been collecting?
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Ever since I was a kid,
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but, uh, I didn't really
get serious
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until William Shatner's
bladder infection.
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What'd you get?
What'd you get?
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Well, he said it was a tribble.
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It could be a toupee,
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but either way,
it's pretty cool.
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I-I would love to
see your collection.
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Anytime.
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Uh, I've got some cool stuff.
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When I first started,
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I thought it would be
a good way to meet women,
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but, well, you know...
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- Sure. Preach.
- We know.
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Can I ask you
a personal question?
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Sure.
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Um, I mean,
you're a guy like me,
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so how'd you get
a girl like Penny?
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Oh.
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Well, you know, just...
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being myself, really.
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Oh, please!
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You know, I'll tell you
how he did it.
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Implacable,
relentless badgering.
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In urology terms,
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he was a drug-resistant
staph infection.
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And she was a urethra
that could not shake him.
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I don't know that I'd call
myself an infection.
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A gallant man would
defend his fiancée
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for being called a urethra.
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Can we please
change the subject?
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Hi.
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Well, that didn't
go your way.
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Dr. Lorvis,
what are you doing here?
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Uh, well, actually
I came to see you.
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Really? Why?
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Ah, that's a good question.
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Apparently someone was
being awfully flirty
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while not wearing
their engagement ring,
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causing another
someone to show up
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here thinking the first
someone might be available.
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Oh, God. Don't make it
so hard on her.
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Look, the first someone
is the deceitful you.
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The second someone
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is the delightful
Dr. Lorvis.
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Oh, this is very embarrassing.
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Dr. Lorvis, I am so sorry.
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I did not mean to lead you on.
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You touched my arm
for two Mississippis.
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Oh.
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That's why you were
mumbling "Mississippi."
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Can we talk in private?
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Please, yes.
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I'll be right back.
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So what other
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celebrity genitalia
have you handled?
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So, uh, what's the deal?
260
00:11:41,666 --> 00:11:43,749
You take off your ring
when you go to work?
261
00:11:43,751 --> 00:11:45,251
What? No! No!
262
00:11:45,253 --> 00:11:47,052
I just put it
on the other hand and...
263
00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:49,505
turn it around.
264
00:11:49,507 --> 00:11:52,007
Keep that hand in my pocket.
265
00:11:52,009 --> 00:11:53,392
Why?
266
00:11:53,394 --> 00:11:54,476
Well, what do you mean why?
267
00:11:54,478 --> 00:11:55,478
Look, I make more sales
268
00:11:55,479 --> 00:11:56,812
if these doctors
think I'm single.
269
00:11:56,814 --> 00:11:58,397
I did the same kind of
thing as a waitress.
270
00:11:58,399 --> 00:12:01,317
The real question is, what is
he doing in your apartment?
271
00:12:01,319 --> 00:12:02,484
Oh, he was upset.
272
00:12:02,486 --> 00:12:06,171
So Sheldon invited him
in for a hot beverage.
273
00:12:06,173 --> 00:12:07,439
You were okay with that?
274
00:12:07,441 --> 00:12:08,357
No. I got upset!
275
00:12:08,359 --> 00:12:11,527
And Sheldon made me
a beverage, too.
276
00:12:11,529 --> 00:12:13,696
Okay, he just
showed up at my door.
277
00:12:13,698 --> 00:12:14,997
Don't you think
that's a little weird?
278
00:12:14,999 --> 00:12:17,583
A little, but... he's
basically harmless.
279
00:12:17,585 --> 00:12:19,585
He's actually kind of a nice guy.
Okay.
280
00:12:19,587 --> 00:12:21,337
Whatever, look,
my company does not allow me
281
00:12:21,339 --> 00:12:22,788
to socialize with doctors
outside of work.
282
00:12:22,790 --> 00:12:23,956
You got to get rid of him.
283
00:12:23,958 --> 00:12:26,592
Why am I the one that
has to get rid of him?
284
00:12:26,594 --> 00:12:28,627
I can't do it!
He's my best client!
285
00:12:28,629 --> 00:12:30,963
All right, I'll
get rid of him.
286
00:12:30,965 --> 00:12:32,798
But you owe me one.
287
00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:35,100
Hey, we're going to Oliver's
house to see his collection.
288
00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:36,102
You want to go with us?
289
00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:38,187
Yeah, sure.
290
00:12:39,056 --> 00:12:40,856
You owe me.
291
00:12:54,984 --> 00:12:57,384
Oh, my God!
292
00:12:58,772 --> 00:13:01,006
Leonard, I was wrong.
293
00:13:01,008 --> 00:13:03,508
Heaven does exist.
294
00:13:03,510 --> 00:13:05,777
And it's in the basement
of a urologist's house
295
00:13:05,779 --> 00:13:07,379
in Sherman Oaks.
296
00:13:09,216 --> 00:13:12,367
Welcome to
my Fortress of Solitude.
297
00:13:12,369 --> 00:13:15,203
This is where I go
to get away from...
298
00:13:15,205 --> 00:13:18,073
all my other solitude.
299
00:13:19,626 --> 00:13:21,409
Oh, come on.
It's a replica.
300
00:13:21,411 --> 00:13:22,994
Original.
301
00:13:22,996 --> 00:13:27,149
Oh, I think I just
cheated on my wife.
302
00:13:28,735 --> 00:13:30,902
The gun from Hellboy?
303
00:13:30,904 --> 00:13:32,087
Yup.
304
00:13:32,089 --> 00:13:33,305
How did you get it?
305
00:13:33,307 --> 00:13:34,406
Bought it at auction.
306
00:13:34,408 --> 00:13:36,725
Oh, I was hoping
for a juicy tidbit
307
00:13:36,727 --> 00:13:39,594
about Ron Perlman's testicles.
308
00:13:39,596 --> 00:13:43,381
Oliver! I'm going to play bingo!
309
00:13:43,383 --> 00:13:45,267
Okay, Mother. Have fun.
310
00:13:45,269 --> 00:13:46,518
Still lives with his mom.
311
00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:49,354
Yikes, right?
312
00:13:49,356 --> 00:13:53,175
Yeah, I'm not quite
sure how to respond.
313
00:13:54,511 --> 00:13:56,611
Wow, Donkey Kong!
314
00:13:56,613 --> 00:13:58,914
This-this was my game
when I was a kid!
315
00:13:58,916 --> 00:13:59,881
Because it's a story
316
00:13:59,883 --> 00:14:01,499
of a pretty blonde girl
317
00:14:01,501 --> 00:14:04,920
tirelessly pursued
by a small, oddly-shaped man?
318
00:14:06,190 --> 00:14:09,925
No, because I liked it.
319
00:14:09,927 --> 00:14:11,793
Well, now, don't get defensive.
320
00:14:11,795 --> 00:14:14,496
You're oddly-shaped,
but you got the girl.
321
00:14:15,966 --> 00:14:19,301
So, I've noticed Leonard
gets teased a lot
322
00:14:19,303 --> 00:14:20,886
about his relationship
with Penny.
323
00:14:20,888 --> 00:14:23,271
Yes. If you'd like to join in,
324
00:14:23,273 --> 00:14:26,641
the premise is their love seems
unlikely and doomed to failure.
325
00:14:28,195 --> 00:14:30,829
So, you think
she'll be single soon?
326
00:14:30,831 --> 00:14:33,064
Oh, if you want
to get in on the pool,
327
00:14:33,066 --> 00:14:34,316
you're too late...
328
00:14:34,318 --> 00:14:36,318
All the squares
have been purchased.
329
00:14:37,688 --> 00:14:38,987
Interesting.
330
00:14:38,989 --> 00:14:41,206
Excuse me, I have to
take care of something.
331
00:14:51,551 --> 00:14:53,134
Leonard, as your friend I feel
332
00:14:53,136 --> 00:14:55,687
I should tell you something.
What?
333
00:14:55,689 --> 00:14:58,256
I'm still upset
about that peanut sauce.
334
00:15:01,979 --> 00:15:03,178
Oh, could you
hold the door?
335
00:15:03,180 --> 00:15:05,430
Nice flowers.
Thank you.
336
00:15:05,432 --> 00:15:06,932
They're for a girl.
337
00:15:06,934 --> 00:15:10,936
Uh, I'm being implacable
and relentless.
338
00:15:10,938 --> 00:15:14,539
Isn't she lucky?
339
00:15:14,541 --> 00:15:16,658
She keeps sending me
mixed signals.
340
00:15:16,660 --> 00:15:19,077
But I-I think we both
want the same thing.
341
00:15:19,079 --> 00:15:20,328
What's that?
342
00:15:20,330 --> 00:15:23,164
Unconditional love.
343
00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:24,866
I guess that's
all anybody wants.
344
00:15:24,868 --> 00:15:26,451
I guess so.
345
00:15:26,453 --> 00:15:29,537
Well, I hope you get it.
346
00:15:29,539 --> 00:15:32,207
One Mississippi,
two Mississippi.
347
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,750
Next game,
let's switch helmets.
348
00:15:41,752 --> 00:15:44,919
No, I'd look silly
in that helmet.
349
00:15:49,559 --> 00:15:51,393
I-I can't take these.
350
00:15:51,395 --> 00:15:53,395
Well, why not?
351
00:15:53,397 --> 00:15:54,813
I mean, you want what I want.
352
00:15:54,815 --> 00:15:57,899
And we had
two wonderful Mississippis.
353
00:15:59,653 --> 00:16:01,903
But what about
the other girl?
354
00:16:01,905 --> 00:16:03,655
Oh, right.
355
00:16:03,657 --> 00:16:04,823
I'll tell her
356
00:16:04,825 --> 00:16:07,042
we should just be friends.
357
00:16:12,332 --> 00:16:13,999
Dr. Lorvis?
358
00:16:14,001 --> 00:16:16,468
Penny, we should
just be friends.
359
00:16:17,304 --> 00:16:20,305
Happy?
360
00:16:29,733 --> 00:16:31,766
You think he bites?
361
00:16:31,768 --> 00:16:35,570
Stick your hand in there
and find out.
362
00:16:35,572 --> 00:16:37,939
You fooled me with that
goat at the petting zoo.
363
00:16:37,941 --> 00:16:41,443
You will not fool me again.
364
00:16:41,445 --> 00:16:43,445
I wonder where Dr. Lorvis is.
365
00:16:43,447 --> 00:16:44,612
He's been gone a while.
366
00:16:44,614 --> 00:16:48,199
Maybe he's playing
bingo with his mommy.
367
00:16:48,201 --> 00:16:50,251
It's sad how some guys
368
00:16:50,253 --> 00:16:53,088
can't cut the apron strings.
369
00:16:53,090 --> 00:16:55,990
Okay, now you're
messing with me.
370
00:16:57,127 --> 00:17:00,128
Uh, guys, we're locked in here.
371
00:17:01,298 --> 00:17:03,998
Oh, this day just
keeps getting better!
372
00:17:07,204 --> 00:17:10,672
So, you just left them alone
playing games in your house?
373
00:17:10,674 --> 00:17:12,624
Well, they seemed happy and...
374
00:17:12,626 --> 00:17:14,592
I thought
that would give me time
375
00:17:14,594 --> 00:17:17,712
for you and I to get
to know each other better.
376
00:17:19,599 --> 00:17:23,251
That was before we met.
377
00:17:24,321 --> 00:17:27,155
We all have a past.
378
00:17:27,157 --> 00:17:28,907
Doc, you've got to see what
you're doing
379
00:17:28,909 --> 00:17:30,592
is-is a little creepy.
380
00:17:30,594 --> 00:17:32,043
You sound just
like Sigourney Weaver
381
00:17:32,045 --> 00:17:34,813
when I followed her
into a restroom.
382
00:17:36,650 --> 00:17:37,999
Okay, you can't
just go chasing after
383
00:17:38,001 --> 00:17:39,717
every girl who's nice to you.
384
00:17:39,719 --> 00:17:41,453
Well, that's not
what Sheldon says.
385
00:17:41,455 --> 00:17:44,756
And he seems to know
his way around the ladies.
386
00:17:48,412 --> 00:17:51,346
Hey, Leonard. Guess who's back!
Dr. Lorvis!
387
00:17:51,348 --> 00:17:53,598
Yeah. You care to join us?
388
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:54,933
What?!
389
00:17:54,935 --> 00:17:56,601
You locked them
in your basement?!
390
00:17:58,004 --> 00:17:59,687
Well, they're,
they're not locked in.
391
00:17:59,689 --> 00:18:01,272
The door just sticks.
392
00:18:01,274 --> 00:18:03,491
Okay, so how do they unstick it?
393
00:18:03,493 --> 00:18:06,461
They'd need the key.
394
00:18:09,199 --> 00:18:10,281
Okay.
395
00:18:10,283 --> 00:18:11,199
Nope. That's it.
396
00:18:11,201 --> 00:18:13,034
We are gonna go
over there right now.
397
00:18:13,036 --> 00:18:15,203
And you are going
to let them out.
398
00:18:15,205 --> 00:18:16,754
Three Mississippi,
four Mississippi...
399
00:18:16,756 --> 00:18:19,791
Move it!
400
00:18:22,762 --> 00:18:24,512
Oh, good, you're here.
401
00:18:24,514 --> 00:18:26,297
Amy, I am so sorry.
402
00:18:26,299 --> 00:18:28,049
That has to wait.
This weirdo locked
403
00:18:28,051 --> 00:18:30,051
the guys up in his basement.
What?!
404
00:18:30,053 --> 00:18:31,970
She seems nice. Who's she?
Just walk.
405
00:18:43,115 --> 00:18:45,165
You can do this.
406
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,500
One ladder left!
407
00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:49,418
Oh-ho! Yeah!
Yes!
408
00:18:49,421 --> 00:18:50,587
Next level!
409
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:52,705
Leonard, are you okay?
Better than okay.
410
00:18:52,707 --> 00:18:55,124
I am having the game of my life!
411
00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:58,794
Dr. Lorvis, isn't there
something you want to say?
412
00:18:58,796 --> 00:18:59,962
Yes.
413
00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:02,214
I'm very sorry
for locking you in my home.
414
00:19:02,216 --> 00:19:03,332
Yeah, that was very uncool.
415
00:19:03,334 --> 00:19:04,350
Get the hammer!
Get the hammer!
416
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,384
Got it.
417
00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,022
Okay, Leonard, let's go!
418
00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:12,324
J-Just hang on!
419
00:19:12,326 --> 00:19:13,759
Well, while we wait,
420
00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:17,263
would you like to see Tobey
Maguire's prostate sonogram?
421
00:19:17,265 --> 00:19:19,532
Sure.
Yeah.
422
00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:21,033
Oh, spoiler alert.
423
00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:22,585
Uh, he was worried
about nothing.
424
00:19:27,246 --> 00:19:33,746
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