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Hello. I'm Dr.
Sheldon Cooper.
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And welcome to Sheldon Cooper
Presents: Fun with Flags,
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the Final Episode
Flagtacular.
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I knew it was coming.
Still scary.
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Now, I'm sure you're thinking,
"The final episode?
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Who will stand between
us and flag ignorance""
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I know I was thinking that.
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Is this a show on flags
or mind reading?
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But the truth is I can no longer
balance a full-time career,
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a popular Internet show,
and a girlfriend.
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And he really does have one,
you jerks on the comment board.
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So as they say, all good
things must come to an end.
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233 if we
include the one
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somebody forgot
to press record on.
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You said
you weren't gonna bring that up.
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And you
said you pressed record.
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Anyway, please
sit back, relax,
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and join us as we
take our final lap...
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...as indicated by the
waving of this racing flag.
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And, of course, white flags
can also represent surrender,
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the Stewards of Gondor, and
the Japanese Minamoto clan,
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but I'm sure you remember that,
from episode sixty-two.
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"White Flags: Who's
Wavin' 'Em and Why?"
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That was a good one.
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It was so good.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 8x10 ♪
The Champagne Reflection
Original Air Date on November 20
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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You know, I thought cleaning out
a dead professor's office
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was gonna just be boring,
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but then I found his dentures
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and realized it's also gross.
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Doesn't Professor Abbott's
family want any of this stuff?
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I don't think he had a family.
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That's rough.
I know.
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You can spend your whole life
working,
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and at the end all that's left
are some papers in a box.
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Makes you think.
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Oh, well.
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Hey. Hey, we're supposed to
look through all this stuff
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before we throw it away
in case it's important.
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I-I did.
It's all outdated or disproved.
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I don't know. This old pen
kind of proves gravity.
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When I tilt it, her bathing
suit falls right off.
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Oh,
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my dad used to have
a pen like that.
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I dated it
all through sixth grade.
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It still feels weird
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just throwing away his work
like this.
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Don't feel bad.
Someday,
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someone will be throwing out
your work, too.
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That someone was Sheldon,
and the day was yesterday.
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Hey, look at this.
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"Dear Roger, to be opened
upon your first great discovery.
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Love, Mom."
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Wow, look at the date.
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He saved this 50 years
and never got to open it.
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That's intense.
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Poor Roger Abbott.
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Roger Abbott sounds
just like Roger Rabbit.
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Roger Abbott, Roger Abbott,
Roger Abbott.
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Oh, my God, Leonard, I know
he's dead, but try it. It's fun!
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Roger Abbott,
Roger Abbott...
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Penny!
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Oh, my rookie of the year.
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Oh, Dan. My boss who didn't want
to hire me
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and now's a little hug machine.
Oh,
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look at you. Brand-new
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and already
the third best sales rep.
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Aw. Yes.
Why don't you come over to my table.
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I'll be right there.
Bernadette's just parking the car.
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Oh, good.
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Bernadette. Cute, sweet...
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vicious little Bernadette.
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Come on. She's not that bad.
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Oh, yeah?
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At the company picnic
she yelled at me and my grandson
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for losing
the three-legged race.
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I mean, he still calls her "that
mean kid with the big boobies."
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I know she can be
a little intense, but, I swear,
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she is so sweet
once you get past all the...
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Hey, what are you
talking about?
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Oh. We were just talking
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about how much we love working
with you. Isn't that right?
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Dan?
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Over the years here
at Fun With Flags,
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we've had an opportunity to
learn, laugh, wonder...
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And, yes, even shed
a tear or two.
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Like when you do a two-hour
Fourth of July spectacular
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and it doesn't
get recorded.
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How many times do I have
to say I'm sorry?
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How about 4,000.
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One for every domino I set up
to make that American flag.
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Please enjoy
these highlights.
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Crikey! What flag
do we have today?
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Australia, mate!
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And now it's time for the speed
round of Flag or Not a Flag.
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Flag.
Flag.
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Not a flag.
Flag.
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I am crushing this.
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Say, Betsy Ross,
what you working on?
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I have no idea.
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Because the story of me
sewing the first American flag
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is unsupported
poppycock.
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Then who did sew it, hmm?
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Don't ask me.
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I'm just a simple seamstress
whose descendants are...
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out to make a quick buck!
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Fancy a dip, my dear?
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I do.
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Wait, that purple
flag indicates
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that marine pests, such
as jellyfish, are present.
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Wow, that flag
is a lifesaver.
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No.
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This is.
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Stop looking at my legs.
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Not a flag.
Flag.
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Flag.
Not a flag.
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Flag.
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Crap.
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When stuff
like this gets me down,
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you know what I like to do?
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Sing "Hakuna Matata"
like an eight-year-old girl?
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Wrong, smarty-pants.
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It's "Everything Is Awesome"
from The Lego Movie.
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Look at these notebooks.
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They're full of pages and pages
of data.
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He clearly spent years on this.
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Mmm. Oh, it's just columns
of random numbers. Toss it.
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Well, but what if this was a
potential breakthrough for him?
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What if...
what if this is the thing
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that would've finally let him
open that bottle of champagne?
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Maybe he didn't know what
to pair champagne with.
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Strawberries, caviar, oysters.
All good choices.
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Yeah, that look right there
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is why people eat before
they come to your parties.
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This has to mean something.
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Well, there's no discernible
pattern that I can see,
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but it shouldn't be too hard
to run the numbers and check.
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Well, maybe we can get
some time on the supercomputer.
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Sure. We could try
multiple regressions
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with varying physical and
experimental constants.
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Oh, we could run
a pattern-matching algorithm
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against well-known
unsolved physics problems.
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Ooh, it might be
a substitution cipher.
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We could start
with basic cryptanalysis.
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Or we could talk to this guy
he used to share an office with.
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Oh, let's do that.
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Because you don't know how
to do cryptanalysis, do you?
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I'm not even sure if
it's the right word.
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So,
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Dan, you have a grandson.
How old is he?
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- Seven.
- Oh, yeah.
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I remember him from the picnic.
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He was the one crying
like a wuss the whole time.
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I heard he was being picked on
by a mean kid.
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Just builds character.
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Like my dad said,
"Nobody likes a crybaby
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except their mommies
and Democrats."
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I need another drink.
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What's his problem?
Oh.
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I don't know.
Maybe he didn't like the fact
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that you called his grandson
a wuss.
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Well, I didn't think you were
supposed to say "sissy" anymore.
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Okay, look, I know
what a good person you are,
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but sometimes people think you
might come off a little harsh.
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What?
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I'm, like, the sweetest person
I know.
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Look at me. I should be
in a tree baking cookies.
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Yes, but once in a while,
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people think
you're a little mean.
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Oh, yeah?
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You one of those people?
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No. No, no, no.
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I-I think the cookie thing.
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Action.
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Welcome back.
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Our guest today
is a returning fan favorite.
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He puts the reading
in your rainbow,
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the Geordi in your La Forge,
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and the Kunta in your Kinte,
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Mr. LeVar Burton.
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Thank you, Sheldon.
Now, remember our deal...
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You do this, I delete
your contact information.
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While...
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While you watch me do it.
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Great. Happy to be back.
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Well, since you're here,
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I'd like to get your
opinion on something.
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In honor of Black
History Month,
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I portrayed George
Washington Carver
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in a loving tribute that my
roommate called "wildly racist""
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What do you think?
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Hi. My name is George.
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Oh, hell, no!
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You heard him, Leonard.
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No, it's not racist.
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Are we sure this is the place?
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The doorman said this
is the right building.
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I think if you're pulling up
your pants,
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you're not a doorman.
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Who is it?
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Uh, I'm looking
for a Professor Sharpe?
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Hold on.
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Can I help you?
Hi.
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We're from the university. We're
trying to get some information
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about Professor Abbott.
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We were cleaning
out his office
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and found these books
full of numbers.
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Any chance you
know what it is?
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Yes, he was always working on this.
Oh.
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I was thinking
it might be
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some sort of interstellar
coordinate system,
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maybe an updated version
of Hubble's law.
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I keep seeing the
number 90 repeating.
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That could be the angle
of perturbation
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of a distant galaxy.
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It's the number
of calories in a yogurt.
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That's his food diary.
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Really?
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Yeah, he wrote down
everything he ever ate.
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He was convinced that calorie
restriction was the key
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to living forever.
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Does it work?
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Seriously?
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Well, he could have been hit
by a bus. You don't know.
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Sorry it's not more interesting.
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On the bright side,
you didn't have to listen
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to his stomach growl
for 35 years.
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So, was there anything
that Professor Abbott worked on
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during his life that came close
to an accomplishment?
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To be honest, his research
never amounted to anything.
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Oh.
You were his colleague.
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How did your research turn out?
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Great. Hey, this is
the apartment you get
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when you win a Nobel.
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Well, you could be very frugal.
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I'm getting a little tired
of everybody's sarcasm.
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I'm not a bully.
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I mean, maybe I come
off a little strong,
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but that's only because my
dad raised me to be tough
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and not to take
crap from anybody.
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No. That's fine, but there's
a difference between being tough
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and telling your friend her new
pants look like a saggy diaper.
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I did say that, didn't I?
253
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Yeah, you did.
254
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I felt so self-conscious,
I had to return them.
255
00:12:00,022 --> 00:12:02,989
Where? To Babies R Us?
256
00:12:02,991 --> 00:12:05,659
You're doing it again!
257
00:12:05,661 --> 00:12:07,027
Okay, sorry.
Can we just go?
258
00:12:07,029 --> 00:12:08,495
I feel like
everybody hates me.
259
00:12:08,497 --> 00:12:10,497
Oh, come on,
they don't hate you, all right?
260
00:12:10,499 --> 00:12:11,631
They're just
a little intimidated.
261
00:12:11,633 --> 00:12:13,200
All you need to do
is show everyone
262
00:12:13,202 --> 00:12:14,367
how sweet you really are.
263
00:12:14,369 --> 00:12:16,369
I think I'd rather go.
No, come on.
264
00:12:16,371 --> 00:12:18,004
You are not going anywhere,
all right?
265
00:12:18,006 --> 00:12:20,340
I am here for you, and we are
gonna fix this together.
266
00:12:20,342 --> 00:12:21,742
Thank you.
267
00:12:21,744 --> 00:12:23,677
Even though your dress is ugly.
268
00:12:26,481 --> 00:12:28,882
Well, my little Flag-keteers,
269
00:12:28,884 --> 00:12:32,886
it looks like the last episode
of Fun with Flags is at an end.
270
00:12:32,888 --> 00:12:34,788
If I could,
271
00:12:34,790 --> 00:12:38,892
I would run each and every one
of you viewers up a flagpole
272
00:12:38,894 --> 00:12:41,795
and salute you.
273
00:12:41,797 --> 00:12:44,297
And if you touched the ground,
burn you.
274
00:12:45,867 --> 00:12:47,300
I'd like to take a moment
275
00:12:47,302 --> 00:12:49,469
to personally thank
Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler,
276
00:12:49,471 --> 00:12:51,471
who you may
or may not know
277
00:12:51,473 --> 00:12:55,842
is the first woman to co-host
a flag or banner-related
278
00:12:55,844 --> 00:12:58,678
Internet info-tainment show.
279
00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:01,148
Take that, glass ceiling.
280
00:13:02,817 --> 00:13:06,820
And if I may get serious
for a moment,
281
00:13:06,822 --> 00:13:10,791
hosting this show has been...
282
00:13:10,793 --> 00:13:12,993
one crazy ride.
283
00:13:14,195 --> 00:13:16,730
With all its ups and downs,
284
00:13:16,732 --> 00:13:19,599
I wouldn't give it up
for the world.
285
00:13:21,002 --> 00:13:23,236
Except for now,
when I'm giving it up.
286
00:13:26,574 --> 00:13:28,842
Before I sign off, I'd, uh...
287
00:13:28,844 --> 00:13:33,246
I'd like to share with you all
one last use for a white flag.
288
00:13:34,849 --> 00:13:37,250
It's good for times like this.
289
00:13:39,955 --> 00:13:42,088
Good night.
290
00:13:42,090 --> 00:13:43,290
Cut.
291
00:13:45,126 --> 00:13:47,694
Sheldon...
292
00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:49,863
that was beautiful.
293
00:13:49,865 --> 00:13:51,031
If you didn't press record...
294
00:13:51,033 --> 00:13:53,200
I pressed it!
295
00:13:57,238 --> 00:14:00,340
Well, that's it.
296
00:14:00,342 --> 00:14:03,043
That's the end of Roger Abbott.
297
00:14:05,613 --> 00:14:07,914
And we still don't know
who framed him.
298
00:14:10,384 --> 00:14:12,052
I still keep thinking
299
00:14:12,054 --> 00:14:14,654
about how an entire life can
seemingly amount to nothing.
300
00:14:14,656 --> 00:14:17,390
I guess the
sad truth is,
301
00:14:17,392 --> 00:14:20,961
not everyone will
accomplish something great.
302
00:14:20,963 --> 00:14:22,462
Some of us
303
00:14:22,464 --> 00:14:24,431
may just have to find meaning
304
00:14:24,433 --> 00:14:28,034
in the little moments
that make up life.
305
00:14:28,036 --> 00:14:31,137
That's a nice way
of looking at it.
306
00:14:31,139 --> 00:14:33,106
Yeah for you, not for me.
307
00:14:33,108 --> 00:14:35,175
I went to space. I'm covered.
308
00:14:37,812 --> 00:14:39,446
You know what?
309
00:14:39,448 --> 00:14:42,649
This bottle was meant
to celebrate an achievement.
310
00:14:42,651 --> 00:14:44,017
Let's make a pact.
311
00:14:44,019 --> 00:14:46,319
When one of us gets their
first big breakthrough,
312
00:14:46,321 --> 00:14:48,955
we'll celebrate by opening
this bottle of champagne
313
00:14:48,957 --> 00:14:50,957
and toasting
Professor Abbott.
314
00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:52,158
I love that.
315
00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:53,226
Yeah, me, too.
316
00:14:53,228 --> 00:14:55,028
Then, of course,
317
00:14:55,030 --> 00:14:56,796
rubbing our success
in Sheldon's face.
318
00:14:56,798 --> 00:14:59,132
Oh, well, that's the best part.
Oh, yeah.
319
00:15:00,234 --> 00:15:03,803
Dan, could I talk
to you for a minute?
320
00:15:07,008 --> 00:15:08,975
Sure, go ahead.
321
00:15:08,977 --> 00:15:10,744
Just want you to know
I didn't mean
322
00:15:10,746 --> 00:15:12,012
to be rude about your grandson.
323
00:15:12,014 --> 00:15:13,680
No, it's okay.
324
00:15:13,682 --> 00:15:15,548
No, it's not.
325
00:15:15,550 --> 00:15:17,117
Penny told me
that everyone's scared of me.
326
00:15:17,119 --> 00:15:19,386
What? What?
327
00:15:19,388 --> 00:15:21,288
Why would she say that?
328
00:15:21,290 --> 00:15:22,956
You know she drinks, right?
329
00:15:22,958 --> 00:15:24,891
What?
330
00:15:24,893 --> 00:15:27,294
No, she's right,
and I just want you to know
331
00:15:27,296 --> 00:15:29,696
that from now on, I'm gonna be
much more sensitive.
332
00:15:29,698 --> 00:15:31,731
I don't want anyone walking
on eggshells around me.
333
00:15:31,733 --> 00:15:34,267
Oh, well, okay, then, uh,
334
00:15:34,269 --> 00:15:36,202
one thing
I've been meaning to tell you
335
00:15:36,204 --> 00:15:39,005
is that the company is gonna
stop paying for our coffee.
336
00:15:39,007 --> 00:15:40,907
No problem. When
does that start?
337
00:15:40,909 --> 00:15:43,043
Five months ago.
338
00:15:43,045 --> 00:15:44,311
What?!
Yeah.
339
00:15:44,313 --> 00:15:46,012
Who's been paying
for my coffee?
340
00:15:46,014 --> 00:15:47,014
All of us.
341
00:15:47,015 --> 00:15:48,715
Yeah. It comes
from the swear jar
342
00:15:48,717 --> 00:15:50,483
we put money in when you curse.
343
00:15:53,788 --> 00:15:55,422
What else don't I know about?
344
00:15:55,424 --> 00:15:58,258
Uh, well, you know
your private bathroom?
345
00:15:58,260 --> 00:15:58,915
Yeah?
346
00:15:58,939 --> 00:16:00,695
That was supposed to
be for the whole floor.
347
00:16:00,696 --> 00:16:02,829
- You're kidding.
- No, no.
348
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:05,298
It's okay. It only really
affected Wheelchair Kathy,
349
00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:07,667
and she's back
in the hospital now,
350
00:16:07,669 --> 00:16:09,669
so it all worked out.
351
00:16:09,671 --> 00:16:12,872
I feel so bad.
Yeah.
352
00:16:12,874 --> 00:16:14,140
Well, then, maybe
353
00:16:14,142 --> 00:16:16,042
you shouldn't have named her
"Wheelchair Kathy."
354
00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:19,012
Oh, my God!
355
00:16:19,014 --> 00:16:22,482
I thought everybody liked me,
but I'm just a monster.
356
00:16:22,484 --> 00:16:26,353
But a cute one, like that, uh,
eyeball guy in Monsters, Inc.
357
00:16:26,355 --> 00:16:29,022
No, I'm the worst.
358
00:16:29,024 --> 00:16:30,690
I'm a terrible person.
359
00:16:30,692 --> 00:16:33,159
Come on, don't cry.
It's okay.
360
00:16:33,161 --> 00:16:34,394
It's not okay.
361
00:16:34,396 --> 00:16:37,063
How can I even work here anymore?
Oh.
362
00:16:37,065 --> 00:16:38,698
- Because this company needs you.
- It's fine.
363
00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:40,433
We don't mind paying
for the coffee.
364
00:16:40,435 --> 00:16:42,836
I can't let you do that.
365
00:16:42,838 --> 00:16:44,471
Maybe we could get you
366
00:16:44,473 --> 00:16:46,706
an espresso machine
for your office.
367
00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:48,742
I guess that would be all right.
368
00:16:48,744 --> 00:16:50,744
All right.
369
00:16:50,746 --> 00:16:53,146
See? You don't have
370
00:16:53,148 --> 00:16:54,714
to be mean
to get what you want.
371
00:16:54,716 --> 00:16:56,750
You're right.
372
00:16:56,752 --> 00:16:59,619
Now where did we land
on my bathroom?
373
00:17:04,259 --> 00:17:05,759
Hey.
374
00:17:05,761 --> 00:17:06,960
Hello.
375
00:17:06,962 --> 00:17:08,294
How come you're up so late?
376
00:17:08,296 --> 00:17:10,196
I posted the last episode
377
00:17:10,198 --> 00:17:12,232
of Fun with Flags hours ago,
378
00:17:12,234 --> 00:17:15,001
and not a single person
cared enough to comment.
379
00:17:16,837 --> 00:17:19,139
All that effort for nothing.
380
00:17:19,141 --> 00:17:21,107
Mm. I know how you feel.
381
00:17:21,109 --> 00:17:23,843
I spent the day throwing out
a man's entire career,
382
00:17:23,845 --> 00:17:25,678
and all that's left is
an old bottle of champagne
383
00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:28,048
and a naked lady pen
that Raj took
384
00:17:28,050 --> 00:17:30,650
when he thought
no one was looking.
385
00:17:30,652 --> 00:17:33,486
It's not the same thing.
386
00:17:33,488 --> 00:17:36,156
I don't think you know
how I feel at all.
387
00:17:36,158 --> 00:17:38,625
Sad?
388
00:17:38,627 --> 00:17:41,795
Hmm. You do get me.
389
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,833
Someone left a comment.
390
00:17:46,835 --> 00:17:48,101
Yeah. What did they say?
391
00:17:48,103 --> 00:17:50,103
"Too bad your show is done.
392
00:17:50,105 --> 00:17:52,105
I kind of liked it."
393
00:17:52,107 --> 00:17:54,307
Leonard, did you hear that?
394
00:17:55,476 --> 00:17:57,644
Oh, the people are heartbroken!
395
00:17:59,447 --> 00:18:02,048
I can't take this away
from the world!
396
00:18:02,050 --> 00:18:04,984
Fun with Flags is back!
397
00:18:04,986 --> 00:18:06,986
Congratulations.
398
00:18:06,988 --> 00:18:08,855
Let's celebrate!
399
00:18:10,392 --> 00:18:13,059
Sheldon,
400
00:18:13,061 --> 00:18:14,761
that wasn't for you!
401
00:18:14,763 --> 00:18:16,296
Oh, no, I'm not going
to drink it.
402
00:18:16,298 --> 00:18:17,797
I just wanted to hear the pop.
403
00:18:18,766 --> 00:18:22,335
Yeah, I knew it was coming.
Still scary.
404
00:18:34,104 --> 00:18:36,239
LeVar Burton?
405
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:38,041
LeVar Burton!
406
00:18:38,043 --> 00:18:39,642
LeVar Burton!
407
00:18:39,644 --> 00:18:43,179
Ugh. What are you doing here?
408
00:18:43,181 --> 00:18:44,514
You told me not to call,
409
00:18:44,516 --> 00:18:46,950
and I didn't know how else
to give you the good news.
410
00:18:46,952 --> 00:18:50,653
Fun with Flags is back, and
you can be in the next episode.
411
00:18:50,655 --> 00:18:52,055
Wil Wheaton said, get a gate.
412
00:18:52,057 --> 00:18:53,527
I don't know why
I didn't get a gate.
413
00:18:53,551 --> 00:18:54,658
You...
414
00:18:54,961 --> 00:18:57,395
At least listen
to the premise.
415
00:18:57,398 --> 00:18:58,964
Since you were born
in Germany,
416
00:18:58,966 --> 00:19:01,900
I thought we could talk
about German flags.
417
00:19:01,901 --> 00:19:04,944
How do you feel about
dressing up like a swastika?
418
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:11,444
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